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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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