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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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