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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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