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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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