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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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