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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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