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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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