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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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