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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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