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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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