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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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