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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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