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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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