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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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