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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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