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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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