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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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