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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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