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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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