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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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