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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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