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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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