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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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