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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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