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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What does the Eiffel Tower and dangerous germs have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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