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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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