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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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