Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

1362
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

2068
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998
General
Picture

Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

2590
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

1931
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

7
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

38
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

1392
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

3147
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

1213
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

2535
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

862