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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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