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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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