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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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