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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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