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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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