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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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