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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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