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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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