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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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