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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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