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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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