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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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