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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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