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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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