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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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