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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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