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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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