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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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