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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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