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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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