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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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