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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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