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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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