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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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