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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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