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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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