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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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