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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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