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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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