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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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