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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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