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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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