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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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