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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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