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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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