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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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