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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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