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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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