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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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