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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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