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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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